Let Me Tell You About My Smart Balls ~ Review

Smart Balls.

SMART Balls.

Smart BALLS.

I don't care how the fuck you say it.

SMART BALLS.

[How I scream it.]

I swear before I tried Kegel exercisers,

a big "O" never felt so good!!

Krista with Babeland Toys sent me these to review,

and I love em. 100% L.O.V.E. them.

The smart balls are made of silicone,

so they can be used with water based lube.

The pull string, which isn't like wire wrapped in plastic,

will also give you some 'resistant' training on your Va-Jay-Jay.

The Smart Balls are larger then some other ones that I have tried,

but I really like that!

They add a little more.....

how should I say......

'orgasmic' feel to the exercising aspect.

Buy some.

Add some to your wish list.

Beg your SO for them.

[Tell him they are for HIS benifit!]

At $26.00 for a single and $36.00 for a double,

you can't help but want to get 'toner'.

For your pleasure as well as your SO.

Bnaughty Unleashed Review

This little guy looks amazing, right?

When we took it out of the box,

we were shocked at how smooth it was.

Insert batteries, check!

Turn it on, check!

Wait.

What???

It wasn't working!!

I called the number on the box,

and they told me I must have gotten

a damaged one.

[FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!]

Then he said something even better.

"Just fill out the form at this address,

and we will OVERNIGHT you a new one!"

[YES YES YES!!!]

The next day, lo and Bnaughty,

there was a box on my porch.

This one worked!!

3 speeds and 7 vibrations never felt so good!

I wore this to the grocery store.

I wore this to the liquor store,

[and almost dropped the fucking bottle]

I wore this to the movies.

Bnaughty is so quiet,

I even wore this to dinner at The Man's MOMS house!

The battery life isn't very awesome,

but it is worthputting new batteries in.

BIRTHDAY BASH Day 5/7

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Review! Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Candle

Isn't it sexy?

This little guy has it's own home right beside our bed.

I have raved about how much The Man and I love massage candles before,

but I think that the Lelo Fickering Touch is our all time fave!

When I got the chance from Babeland to review one, I was so excited!

The Snow Pear and Cedar Wood is a soft, relaxing scent.

Light and let burn for about 10 - 20 minutes,

depending on how much oil you need,

use a plastic spoon to spoon the oil into your hand

[to avoid a messy jar]

 and watch the magic happen.

The soy wax formula, infused with Vitamin E

leaves both the massager and the massagee moisturized.

$29.00 for 36 hours of burn time is a great deal.

Babeland sent me this product for a review. All thoughts are mine and mine alone.

Review! Sliquid Smooth Shave Creme

Every woman is always looking for the perfect shave creme.

Babeland Toys has one that is the best I have tried.

I introduce to you,

Sliquid Smooth Shave Creme!

A small amount of Sliquid and a razor is all you need.

Sliquid is Glycerin and paraben-free.

It is vegan and not tested on animals.

[Unless you count YOUR animal!]

Sliquid made my legs smother then regular shave creme or gel,

and the smooth lasted a few more days.

[What woman doesn't want to have to shave less?]

The Mango Butter, Shea Butter, Green Tea Extract,  Aloe Vera, and Vitamin E

makes your skin so soft after the shave.

At $14 dollars for a 4-1/5 ounce bottle, you can't beat it!

I have had my bottle for about a month, and have only used 1/4 of it.

I highly recommend that every woman try this product! 

Babeland sent me this product for review. All thoughts are mine and mine alone.

Ice Ice Baby!!

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Babeland Toys and Me

As a Bad Girl, I love me some sex toys!

Babeland is very female friendly, and always willing to help.

 

If you are new to playing with toys,

maybe a Pirates Pendant would be nice.

This Love Lipstick Vibe is discreet,

yet features a variable-speed dial and

 a powerful motor for clit stimulation!!

I adore my Mona more then anything!

She really lives up to her name!

Go check out Babeland!

I'm sure you will find something you like!!

* I wasn't paid nor given anything free for this post. All feelings are honest and mine. I am affiliated with Babeland as a reviewer, but this was not really a review, huh?