Welcome to Friday, Bitches and Whores!!
I promised you a suprise last week,
even though only TWO linked up,
I'll give it to ya.
[Since it was Thanksgiving and all.]
FUCK YEAH Ho, Ho, Ho's!!
was drunk nice enough to make me this fucktastic new button!!
[Notice the letters are penises!]
Now go add it to your fucking blogs!!
[SlutCode Penis Platter]
Bring your friends this week, because one of you
will get THIS next week!!
So, make sure you don't suck, and link the fuck up!!
On to
FUCK YOU Friday!!

FUCK YOU ~ Boss Man for coming to work sick and giving me your gross germs.
FUCK YOU ~ UPS Guy for not scanning Little Mans Christmas present.
What if I would have decided not to go to work Wednesday?
Then I would STILL be waiting!
FUCK YOU ~ Asshole who rode my ass yesterday with your brights on.
If I could go over 30 MPH, trust me, I FUCKING WOULD!
Next time, you get break checked, Bitch!
I hate to say it, but
FUCK YOU ~
Queen!
I'm really hurt that you STILL haven't let me in on the little FB secret.
I make sure you alway have a drink in hand, and a Xanax in tummy.
The least you could do is tell me!! [POUTS]