Showing posts with label BSF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BSF. Show all posts

Friday, January 14, 2011

BSF ~ Sort Of

The Queen Of Mean and I are too drunk to actually put something together,
 but here's the link up for you sober bitches!

See your asses next week!


Blog Stalk Friday


SLUTCODE Oz

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Friday, January 7, 2011

BSF New Year, New Suprise!

Happy fucking New Year, Bitches and Whores!
 I got great fucking news for you today......
and we are co-hosting BSF from now on!!

BOW DOWN, BITCHES!

Just Jen and CB TOGETHER?!?!
[Makes you a little wet thinking about it, huh?]

One Crazy Brunette Chick 


RULES:
1. Don't Fucking Suck.
2. The BSF Button [above] MUST be in your post.
3. Don't Fucking Suck!!!
4. The SLUTCODE must be in your post somewhere.
5. Don't Fucking Suck!!!!!!!
6. Link up your POST not your main page.
7. DON'T FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
8. If you SUCK, don't LINK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Make sure that you fucking rock!!!
10. If you FUCKING SUCK, and still link up,
We will pick on you and delete your fucking link!!
[SLUTCODE Duck-Billed-Platypus]

The Bitch Of The Week is
Everyone go kiss her ass
since she rocks so hard.



Blog Stalk Friday 

 

I have just one this week.
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FUCK YOU ~ Poetry Of The Day!!!
I really don't know who the fuck you think you are talking shit about CB AND Mini Badass Wednesday, but I promise you one thing..... You have met your fucking match with The Royals. We will hunt down who you are. We will NEVER forget what you said to our beautiful CB and Mini Badass. One day, you will be walking down the street and you will bump into one of us. I hope it's ME that you bump into, because I plan to rip your Justin Beiber hair, strand by strand, off of your duck billed look alike head and tie each one somewhere around your body. Your toe nails shall be ripped, one by one, out of your toes using a fork. I don't really use the word "hate" much, but for you, Poet, I will. I HATE YOUR STUPID CUNT ASS. YOU DO NOT INSULT A CHILD. EVER! ESPECIALLY NOT MINI BADASS!

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Friday, December 17, 2010

BSF ~ Link Up

Friday, Fucking Friday!!
[Why do I love you so fucking much?]
Friday means one thing!





Blog Stalk Friday


[SLUT CODE: JAWBREAKER]
[via The Man!]
 
A few people haven't been following the rules,
so I'm gonna have to start posting them.
 
RULES:
1. Don't Fucking Suck.
2. The BSF Button [above] MUST be in your post.
3. Don't Fucking Suck!!!
4. The SLUTCODE must be in your post somewhere.
5. Don't Fucking Suck!!!!!!!
6. Link up your POST not your main page.
7. DON'T FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
8. If you SUCK, don't LINK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Make sure that you fucking rock!!!
10. If you FUCKING SUCK, and still link up,
I will pick on you and delete your fucking link!!
 
Got it? Good!
 
My bitch of the week is D Scandal.
 
 
She sent a fellow reader to BSF last week.
Grab your badge, D, and post it with pride!!
 
Blog Stalk Friday

 
It has been one hella week,
so on to FUCK YOU Friday!
 
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FUCK YOU ~ People who hide behind their computer to talk shit.
Aww... are you not big enough to say what you think to someones face?
 
FUCK YOU ~ Blog Stalkers.
With as many page views I get, I should have more comments!
 
FUCK YOU ~ Assholes who turn their brights on in my eyes.
When I get my new car, I'm going to block you a lot.
 
FUCK YOU ~ Car.
Still.
Fucking timing chain.
 
Come back tomorrow for an awesome giveaway!!
 
 

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Friday, December 10, 2010

BSF and Fuck You Friday

It's about damn time!
I've been waiting on Friday all fucking week!

I hit 100 followers yesterday,
so doesn't that mean at least 1/2 should link up??


Blog Stalk Friday


SLUT CODE: Whips and Chains



The Bitch of The Week Badge has to go to The Dutchess
this week, because she brought The Queen last week.

You read that right! The Mother Fucking QUEEN
[Go read it! She says 'Fuck you' to me!!]
Here ya go, Dutchess!
Post it with PRIDE!!

Blog Stalk Friday 
 
 
 
FUCK YOU FRIDAY!
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FUCK YOU ~ Cold that just won't go away.

FUCK YOU ~ Little Mans egg donor mother.
 Lets see how well you handle being a real mom this weekend!

FUCK YOU ~ Time. I never have enough of you.

FUCK YOU ~ Scale. You must really hate me. I told you to lie to me!

and a HUGE FUCK YOU ~ Weather.
Last week it was 70 and this week in the teens.
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

[Go enter my Camera Strap Giveaway! It ends on the 14th!!]


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Friday, December 3, 2010

BSF [With A Suprise!] and Fuck You Friday

Welcome to Friday, Bitches and Whores!!
I promised you a suprise last week,
even though only TWO linked up,
I'll give it to ya.
[Since it was Thanksgiving and all.]




Blog Stalk Friday



FUCK YEAH Ho, Ho, Ho's!!
The Awesome, Incredable Dame Of The Penis Platter 
was drunk nice enough to make me this fucktastic new button!!
[Notice the letters are penises!]
Now go add it to your fucking blogs!!
[SlutCode Penis Platter]

Bring your friends this week, because one of you
will get THIS next week!!




Blog Stalk Friday


 
So, make sure you don't suck, and link the fuck up!!

On to FUCK YOU Friday!!

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FUCK YOU ~ Boss Man for coming to work sick and giving me your gross germs.

FUCK YOU ~ UPS Guy for not scanning Little Mans Christmas present.
What if I would have decided not to go to work Wednesday?
Then I would STILL be waiting!

FUCK YOU ~ Asshole who rode my ass yesterday with your brights on.
If I could go over 30 MPH, trust me, I FUCKING WOULD!
Next time, you get break checked, Bitch!

I hate to say it, but FUCK YOU ~ Queen!
I'm really hurt that you STILL haven't let me in on the little FB secret.
I make sure you alway have a drink in hand, and a Xanax in tummy.
The least you could do is tell me!! [POUTS]


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Friday, November 26, 2010

BSF and Fuck You Friday

Alright fuckers.
 Most of you followed the fucking rules last week,
but we have to get our numbers back up!

CB would not be happy if she knew
how few of you were still playing her game.
This week, bring a friend!
There will be a kick ass prize for you if you do!!



Blog Stalk Friday




SlutCode - Mouth Full


Now to play with Boobies
[hehehe]
at Fuck You Friday!
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FUCK YOU - Piece of shit ex. You make me sick everytime I hear your voice.

FUCK YOU - Car. Still. I don't have $1800. The chain needs to slip back on!

FUCK YOU - Job. I'm telling ya, come the first of the year, I'm looking to change.

FUCK YOU -

FUCK YOU -


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