BSF ~ Sort Of

The Queen Of Mean and I are too drunk to actually put something together,

 but here's the link up for you sober bitches!

See your asses next week!

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SLUTCODE Oz

BSF New Year, New Suprise!

Happy fucking New Year, Bitches and Whores!

 I got great fucking news for you today......

The One and Only CB is back

and we are co-hosting BSF from now on!!

BOW DOWN, BITCHES!

Just Jen and CB TOGETHER?!?!

[Makes you a little wet thinking about it, huh?]

 

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RULES:

1. Don't Fucking Suck.

2. The BSF Button [above] MUST be in your post.

3. Don't Fucking Suck!!!

4. The SLUTCODE must be in your post somewhere.

5. Don't Fucking Suck!!!!!!!

6. Link up your POST not your main page.

7. DON'T FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

8. If you SUCK, don't LINK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Make sure that you fucking rock!!!

10. If you FUCKING SUCK, and still link up,

We will pick on you and delete your fucking link!!

[SLUTCODE Duck-Billed-Platypus]

The Bitch Of The Week is

Naughty Mommy!

Everyone go kiss her ass

since she rocks so hard.

 
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I have just one this week.


FUCK YOU ~ Poetry Of The Day!!!
I really don't know who the fuck you think you are talking shit about CB AND Mini Badass Wednesday, but I promise you one thing..... You have met your fucking match with The Royals. We will hunt down who you are. We will NEVER forget what you said to our beautiful CB and Mini Badass. One day, you will be walking down the street and you will bump into one of us. I hope it's ME that you bump into, because I plan to rip your Justin Beiber hair, strand by strand, off of your duck billed look alike head and tie each one somewhere around your body. Your toe nails shall be ripped, one by one, out of your toes using a fork. I don't really use the word "hate" much, but for you, Poet, I will. I HATE YOUR STUPID CUNT ASS. YOU DO NOT INSULT A CHILD. EVER! ESPECIALLY NOT MINI BADASS!

BSF ~ Link Up

Friday, Fucking Friday!!

[Why do I love you so fucking much?]

Friday means one thing!

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 It has been one hella week,so on to FUCK YOU Friday!  FUCK YOU ~ People who hide behind their computer to talk shit.Aww... are you not big enough to say what you think to someones face? FUCK YOU ~ Blog Stalkers.With as many page views I get, I should have more comments! FUCK YOU ~ Assholes who turn their brights on in my eyes.When I get my new car, I'm going to block you a lot. FUCK YOU ~ Car.Still.Fucking timing chain. Come back tomorrow for an awesome giveaway!!  

BSF and Fuck You Friday

It's about damn time!

I've been waiting on Friday all fucking week!

I hit 100 followers yesterday,
so doesn't that mean at least 1/2 should link up??

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The Bitch of The Week Badge has to go to The Dutchess

this week, because she brought The Queen last week.

You read that right! The Mother Fucking QUEEN

came to play at BSF last week!!

[Go read it! She says 'Fuck you' to me!!]

Here ya go, Dutchess!

Post it with PRIDE!!

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FUCK YOU ~ Cold that just won't go away.

FUCK YOU ~ Little Mans egg donor mother.

 Lets see how well you handle being a real mom this weekend!

FUCK YOU ~ Time. I never have enough of you.

FUCK YOU ~ Scale. You must really hate me. I told you to lie to me!

and a HUGE FUCK YOU ~ Weather.

Last week it was 70 and this week in the teens.

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

[Go enter my Camera Strap Giveaway! It ends on the 14th!!]

BSF ~and~ Fuck You Friday

What's going down, bitches?

T.G.I.F!!

It has been one hella week for me behind the bar.

My puppy princess has been sick.

She has been having seizures and has been on IV fluids.

Thank the good Lord that she has make a turn around!

She has started eating and trying to walk!

OK, on to BSF!

CB warned me about you bitches

that didn't know how to follow directions....

I have let it slide, but from now on,

if you don't follow the rules and include the

SLUT CODE

[big mouth whore]

your link will be deleted and I will call your ass out!

I'm sure The Royals will be happy to tear you down!

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On to Fuck You Friday!

I really only have one Fuck You this week.

FUCK YOU ~ Body. You tear too easy, bruise too easy, and give me hell!

I didn't even know you could tear a muscle running 10 feet,

but you showed me you can.

Now, on top of carrying around puppy princess,

I get to do it with this awesome boot!

I would much rather be wearing these babies!



Blog Stalk Friday

Fucking finally!

I have been waiting for Friday all week long!

You know what Friday means, right?!?!

WEEKEND!!!

[and Blog Stalk Friday!]

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If you haven't heard, I'm a Bad Girl Blogger now,

so the Slut Code this week is:

BAD GIRL!

As much as I hate to say it,

since I LOVE Friday,

but...

FUCK YOU FRIDAY!

FUCK YOU ~ Doctor that tried to send my IRL BFF home yesterday

AFTER her water broke! Are you even a real doctor?

[Natalya was born at 10:56pm on 11/09 she was 16 inches long]

FUCK YOU ~ Co-worker who thinks we are in high school.

I am a grown ass woman. If you have something to say,

you know where my desk is!

FUCK YOU ~ White car that tried to hit me Wednesday morning.

If you didn't know, you turn left from the LEFT lane,

and right from the RIGHT lane!

FUCK YOU ~ If you don't enter my Eden Giveaway!

FUCK YOU ~ If you don't play in my Ornament Swap!

and lastly,

FUCK YOU ~ If you don't link up!!