BSF ~ Link Up

Friday, Fucking Friday!!

[Why do I love you so fucking much?]

Friday means one thing!

<center><a href="http://justjen68.blogspot.com/"><img border="0" src="http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt185/lilphoenixbaseball/BSF1.png" /></a></center>[SLUT CODE: JAWBREAKER][via The Man!] A few people haven't been following the rules,so I'm gonna have to start posting them. RULES:1. Don't Fucking Suck.2. The BSF Button [above] MUST be in your post.3. Don't Fucking Suck!!!4. The SLUTCODE must be in your post somewhere.5. Don't Fucking Suck!!!!!!!6. Link up your POST not your main page.7. DON'T FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!8. If you SUCK, don't LINK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!9. Make sure that you fucking rock!!!10. If you FUCKING SUCK, and still link up, I will pick on you and delete your fucking link!! Got it? Good! My bitch of the week is D Scandal.  She sent a fellow reader to BSF last week.Grab your badge, D, and post it with pride!! 
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 It has been one hella week,so on to FUCK YOU Friday!  FUCK YOU ~ People who hide behind their computer to talk shit.Aww... are you not big enough to say what you think to someones face? FUCK YOU ~ Blog Stalkers.With as many page views I get, I should have more comments! FUCK YOU ~ Assholes who turn their brights on in my eyes.When I get my new car, I'm going to block you a lot. FUCK YOU ~ Car.Still.Fucking timing chain. Come back tomorrow for an awesome giveaway!!  

BSF and Fuck You Friday

It's about damn time!

I've been waiting on Friday all fucking week!

I hit 100 followers yesterday,
so doesn't that mean at least 1/2 should link up??

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The Bitch of The Week Badge has to go to The Dutchess

this week, because she brought The Queen last week.

You read that right! The Mother Fucking QUEEN

came to play at BSF last week!!

[Go read it! She says 'Fuck you' to me!!]

Here ya go, Dutchess!

Post it with PRIDE!!

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FUCK YOU ~ Cold that just won't go away.

FUCK YOU ~ Little Mans egg donor mother.

 Lets see how well you handle being a real mom this weekend!

FUCK YOU ~ Time. I never have enough of you.

FUCK YOU ~ Scale. You must really hate me. I told you to lie to me!

and a HUGE FUCK YOU ~ Weather.

Last week it was 70 and this week in the teens.

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

[Go enter my Camera Strap Giveaway! It ends on the 14th!!]

BSF [With A Suprise!] and Fuck You Friday

Welcome to Friday, Bitches and Whores!!

I promised you a suprise last week,

even though only TWO linked up,

I'll give it to ya.

[Since it was Thanksgiving and all.]

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FUCK YEAH Ho, Ho, Ho's!!

The Awesome, Incredable Dame Of The Penis Platter 

was drunk nice enough to make me this fucktastic new button!!

[Notice the letters are penises!]

Now go add it to your fucking blogs!!

[SlutCode Penis Platter]

Bring your friends this week, because one of you

will get THIS next week!!






<center><a href="http://justjen68.blogspot.com/"><img border="0" src="http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt185/lilphoenixbaseball/bsfbadge.png" /></a></center> So, make sure you don't suck, and link the fuck up!!

On to FUCK YOU Friday!!

FUCK YOU ~ Boss Man for coming to work sick and giving me your gross germs.

FUCK YOU ~ UPS Guy for not scanning Little Mans Christmas present.

What if I would have decided not to go to work Wednesday?

Then I would STILL be waiting!

FUCK YOU ~ Asshole who rode my ass yesterday with your brights on.

If I could go over 30 MPH, trust me, I FUCKING WOULD!

Next time, you get break checked, Bitch!

I hate to say it, but FUCK YOU ~ Queen!

I'm really hurt that you STILL haven't let me in on the little FB secret.

I make sure you alway have a drink in hand, and a Xanax in tummy.

The least you could do is tell me!! [POUTS]

BSF and Fuck You Friday

Alright fuckers.

 Most of you followed the fucking rules last week,

but we have to get our numbers back up!

CB would not be happy if she knew

how few of you were still playing her game.

This week, bring a friend!

There will be a kick ass prize for you if you do!!

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SlutCode - Mouth Full

Now to play with Boobies

[hehehe]

at Fuck You Friday!

FUCK YOU - Piece of shit ex. You make me sick everytime I hear your voice.

FUCK YOU - Car. Still. I don't have $1800. The chain needs to slip back on!

FUCK YOU - Job. I'm telling ya, come the first of the year, I'm looking to change.

FUCK YOU -

FUCK YOU -

BSF ~and~ Fuck You Friday

What's going down, bitches?

T.G.I.F!!

It has been one hella week for me behind the bar.

My puppy princess has been sick.

She has been having seizures and has been on IV fluids.

Thank the good Lord that she has make a turn around!

She has started eating and trying to walk!

OK, on to BSF!

CB warned me about you bitches

that didn't know how to follow directions....

I have let it slide, but from now on,

if you don't follow the rules and include the

SLUT CODE

[big mouth whore]

your link will be deleted and I will call your ass out!

I'm sure The Royals will be happy to tear you down!

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On to Fuck You Friday!

I really only have one Fuck You this week.

FUCK YOU ~ Body. You tear too easy, bruise too easy, and give me hell!

I didn't even know you could tear a muscle running 10 feet,

but you showed me you can.

Now, on top of carrying around puppy princess,

I get to do it with this awesome boot!

I would much rather be wearing these babies!



Blog Stalk Friday

Fucking finally!

I have been waiting for Friday all week long!

You know what Friday means, right?!?!

WEEKEND!!!

[and Blog Stalk Friday!]

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If you haven't heard, I'm a Bad Girl Blogger now,

so the Slut Code this week is:

BAD GIRL!

As much as I hate to say it,

since I LOVE Friday,

but...

FUCK YOU FRIDAY!

FUCK YOU ~ Doctor that tried to send my IRL BFF home yesterday

AFTER her water broke! Are you even a real doctor?

[Natalya was born at 10:56pm on 11/09 she was 16 inches long]

FUCK YOU ~ Co-worker who thinks we are in high school.

I am a grown ass woman. If you have something to say,

you know where my desk is!

FUCK YOU ~ White car that tried to hit me Wednesday morning.

If you didn't know, you turn left from the LEFT lane,

and right from the RIGHT lane!

FUCK YOU ~ If you don't enter my Eden Giveaway!

FUCK YOU ~ If you don't play in my Ornament Swap!

and lastly,

FUCK YOU ~ If you don't link up!!