I am now the Royal Bartender for The Queen and her Court!
Glasses will be full all of the time, and I'm sorry if they are drunk more then normal.
[I am told I can pour a hella drink!]
I shake the shit out of a martini, and never pour a hot shot.
BOW DOWN, BITCHES!!!!!
3 comments:
TOTALLY excited bitch!!!!
I like Vodka. LOTS and LOTS of Vodka and maybe a little Sprite!!!!
Lucky your the beer bitch, because you're so hot Im surprised as shit the Queen didn't coerce you on to the corner with the Princess, Dame and I!
Okay here is my order for you to keep on hand:
LOTS of Southern Comfort. Straight. No fucking soda. The Sir and I like it without the frills. Straight from the bottle. Sometimes no glass either.
Oh, and don't bring us any of those little rinky-dink shot glass size drinks.
If you happen to be out, mix me up a STRONG strawberry margarita and that will do in an emergency!
Welcome to the club. As Queen would say, get to work!
You have a blender back there? I'll take a mudslide!
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