Monday, April 11, 2011

Sick, Sick, Sick.... And Sick Of It.

It all started on March 26th.
A slight cramp on my right side.
Period pains, I thought.

March 29th and 30th - 
I stayed curled in a ball crying.

March 31st -
Arived at the hospital.
After 6 tries, I have an IV.
Drank dye.
Had dye shot in my IV.
Drugged again.
4 hours later, just as I drifted to sleep,
the doctor came in.
"We can't find anything wrong.
We are going to send you home.
Come back if it gets worse."
They give me a shot and wheel me into the waiting room.

March 31st and April 1st -
Pain is still there.
I eat a few spoons of white rice.
Can't keep it down.
Try dry toast.
Ahhhh! It stays down.
Spoke too soon. Oops.

April 2nd and 3rd -
Little Man has baseball games.
I have never missed a game
except when I had H1N1.
I go.
Pain pills were my BFF.
Make plans for Monkey to stay with SIL.

April 4th -
Back to hospital.
Differant one.
More tests.
2nd CT Scan.
More pain meds.
2 types of ultrasound.
Doctor comes in.
"We found the problem.
We don't know how they missed it.
Your completley full."


"You have a kink in your colon."
"We can treat this."
"You will need to drink this stuff."
"You have a desision to make."
"Surgery and a poop bag for 6 months,
or laxatives for the rest of your life."

Guess what I picked.
I'll give you a clue........

I'm NEVER going to have a poop bag!

So, folks, as we all knew,
Just Jen is full of shit!

And now, I have a cold.



Lady Estrogen said...

Uuugghh... that sux, hun.

Dazee Dreamer said...

omg. Why in the hell can't they find that shit the first time. hahahah. sorry, had to do that.

Yeah, I'm with you on the poop bag.