{one} what was your first job?
Po' Folks. It was a chicken place.
I worked Friday night, Double on Saturday and Sunday lunch.
Made mad money!!
{two} have you ever seen a stand up comedian?
Not yet, but I want to see Jeff Dunham.
I love Peanut and Melvin!
{three} when was the last time you played mini golf?
I have no fucking clue.
{four} what was the last picture you took?
Of Little Man when his team won the championship last weekend.
My camera is broken right now.
{five} burnt food: yes or no?
Burnt cheese is awesome!
{six} if you have a pocket full of change, what do you do with it?
Pay for everything in change until it was gone.
{seven} can you touch your tongue to your nose?
Why,yes, yes I can!
{eight} do you scrapbook?
I don't have the time, but I would love to.
{nine} do you buy lottery tickets?
Once in a blue moon.
I always pick the numbers right, though!!
{ten} do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it?
Behind it.

