Little Man is 10.
Monkey is 8.
What do a 10 year old and an 8 year old need more then anything?
Cell phones.
OK, OK. Not really, but after months of not
being able to talk to them when they are at the Others houses,
[The Others = their other parents.]
we caved.
Little Mans' is blue.
Monkeys' is red.
Their favorite colors!
They can not text.
They have no data plan.
Internet is disabled.
All it is is a PHONE!
Tell me, do you think we are crazy?
